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    Yesterday, 9.30 was around rabale... Never been to sb/ob so thought of giving it a try... Referred the forum and reached Santosh palace coordinates ... Searched for santosh palace Round that area for about half n hour... But couldnt locate it..
     
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    Hi anyone could guide me if I can find Any scope for action in Kurla/ ghatkopar/ sakinaka?
     
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    Is there anything to show off in a visit to five star in 2019 ?

    I guess not.

    But i do agree we need moderator

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    Mahabharata Genesis. The conclusion

    All characters and events, even those based on real people - are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

    Its evening, dark and menacing storm quickly gathering. Winds are beating against the houses with a high speed.
    Whole Dwarka is filled with dark sky, heavy and incessant rain. Ancient trees are uprooted and crashed on the earth. The air produced screaming sound as peoples and houses are swiftly washed away.
    The water looked raging deadly like a brown sheet that covered everything as far as one's eyes could see.

    Nakul, not believing his eyes, takes every step forward in hesitation. He could only see one man alive, whimpering in a corner...


    Nakul: Bhratashree, Ye kaun hamare dwarka pe hag k bhag gaya?

    Yudhisthir gathering his pain and anger...bhag nahi gaya murkh, kab aya kab haga aur kab bhaga kuch pata hi nahi chala
    Tum sab kaha maa chuda rahe the?

    (Nakul hides condoms and Rs.10 bundles in his pockets)

    Yudhisthir: Tum sab yaha pehedari pe hote, to shayad ye naubat nahi aati

    Nakul gains some confidence to respond as remaining pandas arrive... Ab hum kya karenge? Kaha rahenge? Kaha hagenge?

    Arjun distinguishing himself from others... Mujhe to jungalon k khet me hagne ki aadat bhi nahi hai

    Bheem's anger doubles down... Sale vanwas k time kya meri lungi me hagta tha???

    Sahdev shows some smartness... Krishna ko bulao... wo apne jaadu se hamare dwarka ko chutkiyon me re-build kar denge
    Other pandavas except Yudhisthir look at him with some hope

    Yudhisthir: Krishna re-build kar denge????? Mahabharata Revolution me kya ghanta ukhada tha Krishna ne?
    Is bar Hume hi kuch karna hoga...

    Yudhisthir takes few steps away in contemplation...Mujhe pura yakeen hai ye duriyodhan ne kiya hai
    Hum hastinapur jayenge aur uss andhe dhithrastra ko bewakoof banakar ilzam unke putron pe daal denge
    Jaise taise ilzam sabit karke hastinapur apne wash me kar lenge

    Pandavas look at each other with firm agreeement

    Nakul couldn't digest the plan and asks: aur agar ilzam sabit nahi kar paye to?

    Yudhisthir fumes...sale tu mera bhai hai ya unka chamcha..Ab mai tujhe dassiyan nahi de sakta to tu kya meri Gand marega?
    Yaad rakh.. mai jo kehta hu, usse sab log sach mante hai, chahe wo ye hi kyu na ho k mera right angle me khada hota hai

    Hum unke daya aur bhik se waha rahenge aur dheere-dheere apni jhooti baataon se sabko hypnotise kardenge

    Chalo, lets go...

    Pandavas reach hastinapur and schedule a meeting with Dhritarashtra and mata Gandhari

    Dhritarashtra: Putra Yudhisthir, Duriyodhan to koso meel dur hai, waha wo apna naya mahal bana raha hai. Wo ye kaam kaise kar sakta hai?
    (Mata Gandhari and Dhritarashtra put forward their theory as if they can see everything)
    Koi local hi hoga jo tum logo ki gand marke bhag gaya

    Mata Gandhari:
    Duriyodhan apne naye mahal me dassiyon k sath enjoy kar raha hai
    Waha itne dassi hai k janta me dassiyan free me baantein ja rahi hai

    Draupadi couldnt believe her ears and asks...kya kaha apne mata gandhari??? Mujhe bhi waha jana hai
    Ye pandav k sath meri aadhi jawani jungle me nikal gayi. Ab baki yaha waha jhopadi me reh kar nahi nikalni
    Address batao mujhe... Draupadi opens google maps

    Yudhisthir: Draupadi, ye kya bak rahi ho? Apne aukat me raho

    Draupadi: ye aap keh raho ho? Baaki pandav bade aaram se sex kar sakte hai. Aapko viagra dene k baad bhi bade mushkil se kaam hota hai.
    Mujhe apne baaki jeewan ka aanand lene do

    Arjun: Draupadi thik keh rahi hai. Mai bhi unke sath jaunga. Apni patni ki rakhsha karna mera dharm hai

    Yudhisthir: Nahi, hum sab yahi rahenge. Hastinapur pe pura kabja karna hai mujhe
    yaad rakh... ye tere 20% husband hone ka sawal nahi hai, ye mere 100% haar aur jeet ka issue hai
    Agar mai iss baar bhi yaha se bhag gaya, to mera muh kala ho jayega

    Dhritarashtra: Putra Yudhisthir, mai to andha hu.. dekh nahi sakta k tumhara muh kala, gora ya mere sandas jaisa peela hai
    Par tumhari feelings ko samajh sakta hu

    Tum sab yahi raho, jab tak Duriyodhan nahi aa jate
    Fir hum sabha bulayenge

    Arjun: Pitashree, kaun si sabha? Number ending 5847? 5k 2 pops?

    Yudhisthir is shocked and slaps Arjun: Sale bhosadike... ye andha hai, behra nahi

    Meanwhile duriyodhan arrives in his private jet...
    Is kalmuhe ne yaha aane ki himmat kaise ki?
    Kya chahte ho iss baar?
    Gand me laat ya gaal pe chaat?

    Tumhare 2 takke k Dwarka se mujhe kya lena dena
    Tum logo ko yaha rahna hai, thik hai. Mai bhi yahi chahta hu
    Yahi raho, yahi maro

    Duriyodhan leaves with others to his new place...


    That night pandavas assume control over hastinapur and drink heavily
    Sahdev once again shows his composure... Ye kaurav ne hume hastinapur itne aasani se kaise de diya? Yaha humko marne ki sajish ho rahi hai

    Yudhisthir: ghanta koi sajish ho rahi hai, yadi unke Ashwatthama k pass Bhramastra hai, to hamare Anuj Arjun k pass bhi to hai...
    Yudhisthir gives a pat to Arjun...

    Nakul: parantu bhratashree, dwarka me apko madarchod bolkar kaun bhaga tha?

    The question gets all the drunken pandavas serious.
    Yudhisthir takes his phone out and dials Krishna and asks him the question

    Krishna explains:
    Ye yudh mera hi uttardavitya tha
    Mai chahta to ise rok sakta tha
    Kintu ye yudh aawashyak tha
    Maine hi ise racha hai

    There is a pause at both the ends for sometime...

    Krishna concludes:
    Mai inn yudh ka aisa ekmatra paatra hu, jo pehle haar k bhi jeet gaya tha, aur ab jeet k haar gaya

    To be continued...
     
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    So who wiped of the red lipstick mark ?

    Some one special or self help ?


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    Do put FR on Rock bottom if u can


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    Kuch Lazy Lamhe the...
    Thodi sharab
    Thoda shabab


    Fir kuch pal yaar bhi sath...


    No real target needed at such times...girls become faceless silhouettes who give warm feeling...

    Cheers
    Ashwin
     
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    Wow and I was thinking, I am only one who feels like this.

     
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    Zara sa jhoom loon main
    Arey na re na re na
    Zaraa sa ghoom lu main
    Arey na re na re na
    Aa tujhe choom lu main
    Arey na re baba na
    Main chali. banke hawa.
    Rabba mere. mainu bacha


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    I think admin of this site should think about captacha option to avoid this kind of spaming.
     
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    Bro/Sir

    (Pick a name here cos I am not sure whom to address this to)

    Doesnt make sense to spam this thread - no matter whether you consider it Hastinapuri or Dwarka...

    Just ponder upon what you will achieve by doing so...

    If it is just a case of one-upmanship, is the cost actually worth it?

    Collateral damage - as you might call it - does not impact either of the parties involved in the conflict and is in fact the worst enemy of one who inflicts it...

    Keep fighting if you wish to (on or off the forum) but at least let the content be fresh - atleast it shows that there are efforts being put in..




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    Press the ignore button on above id or any spam id

    And
    Life is beautiful again

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    There is no moderator or admin

    It is a free will forum

    So press ignore button

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    I am not sure, but there must be site admin(not forum moderator). Many moderator less sites put captacha option to avoid such spaming.

    I can see there is contact us option at bottom of site, this must go to site admin.

     
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    Your request is acknowledged. The content is better now. You can suggest your own content and I will forward it to my reviewer.




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    If you realise your mistake by this demo, leave the thread. I will take care of cleaning it up.

    If not, lets see who has bigger ego. Lets carry on

    Whatever happens, this will continue...by a man or a machine.


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